Friday, May 21, 2004

I got this from a friend's bulletin board!! funny and crappy... but i do glad that there is someone who rate engineers so highly..
hahaha..... and i am always glad to be one!!!

Today's lesson - Girls must be convinced, so
learn to promote yourself - convince them that
'Engineers are the Best Boyfriends'
Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry
an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or
Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct
advantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle An engineer
boyfriend can provide you with a secure
At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a
respectable, stable job that gives him a high
income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable
life, and get married and buy a house too. Law
graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice
in a law firm, most management graduates have
failed on their first business plan, the arts
graduate is still looking for a job, and the
medical school graduate is still living in a
hospital. ---

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness An
engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable
amount of his time and effort to understand you.
Engineers strain really really hard to understand
their work. You can believe that they will try
really really hard to understand women too, just
like how they understand their work, once they
believe that you are the one. So even if they
don't understand you initially, they will keep
trying. Even if they still do not understand,
will figure out the correct method to keep you
happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of
happiness.) And once they find out the secret
formula, they will just keep on repeating it so
that the desired results appear. Unlike the
who will argue with you, the Management graduate
who will try to control your spending, the Arts
graduate who will 'change major', and the medical
school graduate who will operate on you. And you
know what, it's really so easy to make engineers
believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like
one of their projects and they will be hooked to
you forever.-

Advantage 3:
An engineer boyfriend will never betray your
trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with
the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie
about everything, management graduates will cheat
your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you
probably just look like another cadaver to the
medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend
is either too busy to have an affair, and even if
he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.

Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend
that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep
on trying to understand and please you, has no
time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So
girls, why procrastinate? Get an engineer for
your boyfriend!

Is it true.. i am not really sure about the things written above.. but i do hope i can be one good engineer at least for you.. tired now... will update my blog when i am awake later


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