Saturday, November 01, 2003

Comparing men to women...

NICKNAMES - If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will
call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. But if Mike, Charlie, Bob
and John go out for a night, they will affectionately refer to each other
as Fat Boy, Godzilla, PeanutHead and Numb-Nuts.

EATING OUT - When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each
throw in $20, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have
anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When
the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY - A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a
$2 item that she doesn't want.

BATHROOMS - A man has six items in his bathroom: A toothbrush, shaving
cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average
number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be
able to identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS - A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS - Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't
looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE - A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS - A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE - A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

DRESSING UP - A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty
the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress
up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL - Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING - Ah, children! A woman knows all about her children. She knows
about dentist appointments and romances, best friends and favourite foods
and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short
people living in the house.

Thought for the Day: Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no
use in two people remembering the same thing.

This is interesting.. anything u guys can add on??

Man tends to be brave, but mostly ends up being the one protected!


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