Joke of the day " tap tap"

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went
up on
the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said,
"Look
mate, don't ever do that again. You? Scared the daylights out of
me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little
tap would
scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your
fault.

Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral
van for
the last 25 years.